If you're still searching for that perfect #ModernBall outfit, may we suggest this fine Duchamp-inspired garment? sfmoma.me/K2WGbZ :)
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(@SFMOMA) April 23, 2012The response I was hoping for but which never came:
What rhymes with “glass”?
An acceptable alternative which also never came:
Though if you were to walk down a staircase, you could get two for the price of one.
In all seriousness, the best Duchamp-inspired costume would be to dress as L. H. O. O. Q. What rhymes with glass indeed…
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Notes for the google-impaired:
– Fountain
– The Bride Stripped Bare By Her Bachelors
– What rhymes with “glass”?
– Nude Descending a Staircase
– L. H. O. O. Q.