#PinkoMonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego WTF. That game just wants me to start making sexist jokes.

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego Okay fine. Moving on to pinko jokes. Much more amusing.

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego The bank is now the gov't. Utilities and RRs are owned by bank. You still have to pay rent like usual. #PinkoMonopoly

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego All other gameplay is the same except that if you form a monopoly, the bank takes it from you.

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

.@vossbrink You have to donate half your income to healthcare every time you go around the board. #PinkoMonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

.@vossbrink You lose when someone buries an ax in your skull. #PinkoMonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

.@vossbrink Your game piece can suddenly be "disappeared" if you make a complaint about how someone richer is playing. #PinkoMonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego No losers. Game ends when bank owns everything. If you go bankrupt. You get whatever's on Free Parking. #pinkomonopoly

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego Man. The doubles three times = jail thing really starts sounding Harrison Bergeronesque this way. #PinkoMonopoly

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

.@vossbrink You can squat on other peoples' properties and build your own houses because land is a common resource. #PinkoMonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

@girl_onthego No chance cards. Just community chest. #PinkoMonopoly

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nick (@vossbrink) April 26, 2014

.@vossbrink How much you get when you pass go is determined by your wealth relative to other players. #pinkomonopoly

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Rachel Lynn Brody (@girl_onthego) April 26, 2014

Because sometimes it’s better to have fun about something stupid than to let it get to you.